“I’ve never been thiggger since I got with a Messican, man. Thiggg with three fuggin C’s. Dude ivry Nate - Bean, cheese,  bean, cheese,  bean, cheese,  bean, cheese - and I’m like, what the hell man? We’re just gonna carb load all year round?!” 

- Brandon Shwab: The Gringo Papi [2022]